| Where No Man Has Gone Before (1984) |
| | 1 | |
| Zapped by Space Guns into a Shit Hole on Acid (1985) |
| | 5 | |
| Popping the Cherry (1986) |
| | 13 | |
| The Stupidest Plan in the History of Police Chases (1986) |
| | 19 | |
| Desperately Saving Foreskin (1987) |
| | 25 | |
| "He's Gone and Got a Bloody Tattoo!" (1988) |
| | 29 | |
| Anal Chinook: Revenge of the Punk Nerds (1988) |
| | 33 | |
| Stomped by Very Stylish Nazis (1988) |
| | 41 | |
| Is Everybody on This Planet a Tree Planter? (1991) |
| | 47 | |
| Hey, Dude, Where's My Nose? (1992) |
| | 63 | |
| | 69 | |
| The Time I Gave Myself an STD (1993) |
| | 77 | |
| | 81 | |
| The Story of Vice: Part One (1994-1999) |
| | 87 | |
| The Cuban Penis Crisis (2000) |
| | 95 | |
| The Story of Vice: Part Two (1999-2001) |
| | 111 | |
| Dinner with the Clash (1999) |
| | 115 | |
| I Said, "Jesus Is Gay," on National Television (2000) |
| | 121 | |
| Lying to the Press (1999-) |
| | 131 | |
| | 137 | |
| Asian Cocaine Orgy (2000) |
| | 145 | |
| Circles or Strokes? (2001) |
| | 153 | |
| | 157 | |
| A Faggot Kicked My Ass (2002) |
| | 163 | |
| | 171 | |
| Don't Let Your Mom Get Stoned (2003) |
| | 181 | |
| That's What I Get for Teasing Junkies (2003) |
| | 187 | |
| Yet Another Asian Threesome (2003) |
| | 193 | |
| Funnest Blackout Ever, You Guys! (2003) |
| | 197 | |
| Lord of the Botflies (2003) |
| | 203 | |
| Partying with Motley Crue (2004) |
| | 209 | |
| The Story of Vice: Part Three (2001-2008) |
| | 213 | |
| Will You Marry Me, Blobs? (2004) |
| | 219 | |
| A Dog Named Pancake Saved Our Lives (2005) |
| | 223 | |
| | 229 | |
| Hunting for Injuns (2005) |
| | 233 | |
| | 241 | |
| I Got Knocked the Fuck Out (2008) |
| | 245 | |
| The Death of Cool: Dash Snow (2009) |
| | 251 | |
| The Excess of Success (2010) |
| | 257 | |
| | 261 | |
| Afterword | | 269 | |
| Acknowledgments | | 271 | |