Blood, Bites and Beauty: How To Survive A Beauty Pageant When You Are A Vampire

di Eric Van Haze (Autore)

Eric Van Haze, 2025

She's survived centuries of history, but can she survive a beauty pageant? Countess Cordelia of Montserrat, a vampire with a taste for O-negative and a disdain for anything modern, has managed to stay off the radar for hundreds of years. But when a meddling, prophecy-obsessed Reaper blackmails her into entering the Miss Crescent City Pageant, Cordelia's carefully curated life of elegant obscurity is shattered. Suddenly, she's "Ellie Nightshade," a quirky goth yoga instructor from Portland, facing mandatory spray tans (disastrous), swimsuit competitions (terrifying), and questions about world peace (yawn). To make matters worse, someone – or something – supernatural is targeting the contestants, and Cordelia is the only one who can stop the bloodshed. Between a succubus rival, a Christmas-obsessed contestant, and a suspiciously perceptive influencer, can Cordelia solve the mystery, avoid exposure, and maybe even win the crown? Prepare for a hilarious, action-packed romp through the ridiculous world of beauty pageants, where the stakes are higher than a perfect score… they're life and death. Praise for Blood, Bites and Beauty: "Darling, it is like Pratchett's Discworld but for Vampires" - Countess Cordelia of Montserrat, Vampiress. "I may feed on human energy, but this book is pure sustenance—finally, someone who understands that immortal beings have the best gossip and the messiest personal lives." - Lilith "Lace" L'Amour, Succubus. "Who needs reality TV when you can watch an immortal aristocrat try to master the talent portion of a beauty pageant? Pure entertainment gold." - Gigi Glam, undercover influencer.

• Autore: Eric Van Haze
• Editore: Eric Van Haze
• Formato: EPUB2 con DRMFREE
• Lingua: Inglese
• Cloud: Sì Scopri di più
• Compatibilità: Tutti i dispositivi (eccetto Kindle)
• Layout: Reflowable
• EAN: 9798230050209