Brilliantly funny teenage angst author Louise Rennison's fab third book on the confessions of crazy but lovable Georgia Nicolson - repackaged and looking fabber than ever Jas said, "Well, what happened?" And I said, "Well, it was beyond marvy. We talked and snogged and then he made me a sandwich and we snogged and then he played me a record and then we snogged." "So it was like..." "Yeah... a snogging fest." "Sacre bleu!" Jas looked like she was thinking which is a) unusual and b) scary. I said, "But then this weird thing happened. He had his hands on my waist, standing behind me." "Oo-er..." "D-accord. Anyway, I turned round and he sort of leaped out of the way like two short leaping things." "Was he dancing?" "No... I think he was frightened of being knocked out by my nunga-nungas..." Then we both laughed like loons on loon tablets (i.e. A LOT).