The Universe is a dangerous place…even for the gods.
Rebecca Lobdell survived her planet being sent to an alternate dimension in Katrina Hates the Gods and a brutal invasion by an alien race bent on destroying humanity in Katrina Hates the Universe, but now she has taken on her biggest challenge yet.
Rebecca Lobdell has joined the Godschurch, an intergalactic agency that protects gods around the universe. For a time, their job was easy. However, a terrorist organization known as the Godless have found a way to kill gods, and they won’t stop until every seemingly immortal being is vaporized into oblivion.
Follow Rebecca Lobdell as she journeys from planet to planet to bring down the Godless and return peace to the universe. Continue your journey through the Shittiverse with the follow-up The Katrina Series, but now from a totally different perspective.
The Lobdell Chronicles collects Every Planet Has a Godschurch, There’s Every Reason to Fear, and The End Tastes Like Pancakes.
Every Planet Has a Godschurch
The Horde invaded.
Demons fought with us.
Now, they live among us.
Now, they rule us.
I work for one of them as a hired assassin. I hate the work, but it's a better life than most.
The only thing that keeps me going is my hatred of the gods that allows monsters to escape Hell to begin with...
...and left us to pick up the pieces.
The Horde was bad, but at least they would have vaporized us quickly, not kept us as slaves. Luckily, a new contract just came across my desk. The chance to kill a god.
She deserves to die, and I'm going to put a bullet right between her purple eyes. It won't make my life any better, but at least it will give me some satisfaction, at least for a moment, and that's all you can hope for in this crazy, mixed up world.
If you love mythology, space opera, and edge of your seat thrillers, then this book is for you.
There's Every Reason to Fear
The gods are being hunted.
They are dying.
The Godless are winning.
I've hunted them across the galaxy, but every time I take down one Godless cell, three more take their place. They are relentless, determined, and pissed off, but they are also wrong.
The gods are scared. They have never worried about death before, and now death lurks around every corner. I've protected them as best I can, but my best hasn't been good enough.
I must find the Godless base and destroy them before they kill every god in the universe; before they destroy the Godschurch in the process.
If you love portal fantasy, subverting mythology, and magic, then you'll love this book.
The End Tastes Like Pancakes
The Godschurch is gone.
Its members have scattered throughout the galaxy.
There is no hope left.
The Godless have kept us on the run since destroying our base two years ago. We've hopped from planet to planet, trying our best not to be wiped out.
Now, we finally have a lead. We know where they've moved their base, and we're ready to mount an attack.
We don't have enough resources. We don't have enough men. We don't have enough gods on our side.
But we have to take our shot.
It's the last one we might ever have. If we don't stop the Godless now, there will not be another chance.
It's all or nothing, and the odds are stacked against us.
If you like reinterpretations of mythology, non-stop action, and exciting battles, this is the book for you.
Three books in one!
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