F*ck a Muse: Build a Writing Routine That Doesn't Suck

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Shit Writers Actually Need, 2025

The Anti-Inspiration Guide to Actually Finishing Your Book Forget everything you've been told about writing routines. Morning pages? Meditation retreats? Waiting for the perfect creative headspace? That's all fantasy fiction designed to keep you busy without producing finished work. This book is for writers who are tired of bullshit. You don't need more inspiration. You need systems that work when inspiration doesn't show up. You need routines that survive chaos, interruptions, and the reality of adult life with responsibilities that don't pause for your creative process. Author credentials matter. This isn't theory from someone who writes about writing more than they actually write. This comes from someone who built a successful writing career while juggling day jobs, family crises, health issues, and all the beautiful chaos that comes with being human in the 21st century. What makes this different: No mystical nonsense about creativity as divine gift No shame about not being a "natural" writer No impossible standards that set you up for failure Actual tactics tested in real-world conditions by working writers The brutal truth about writing careers: They're built on showing up consistently, not on perfect inspiration. The writers getting published and paid understand that waiting for the right mood is a luxury they can't afford. Inside you'll discover: Chapter 1: Why the Muse is a Lying Bitch - The inspiration trap keeping you broke and unpublished, plus the energy economics most writing advice completely ignores Chapter 2: Your Real Resources - Time, energy, and attention audits for humans with actual lives (spoiler: you have more writing time than you think) Chapter 3: Micro-Habits That Actually Stick - Building a writing practice in 15-minute increments using habit stacking and minimum viable routines Chapter 4: The Guilt-Free Writing Schedule - Designing routines that work with your chaos, not against it, including schedule archetypes for different personalities Chapter 5: Energy Management for Exhausted Humans - How to write when your tank is already empty, including the four types of writing energy and strategic task matching Chapter 6: The Anti-Procrastination Toolkit - What to do when you don't want to do the thing, with type-specific solutions for the six flavors of writer avoidance Chapter 7: Writing in the Gaps - Stealing time from waiting rooms, commutes, and lunch breaks using mobile writing systems and context switching mastery Chapter 8: Routines That Survive Chaos - Building anti-fragile writing habits that get stronger under stress instead of crashing completely Chapter 9: The Perfectionist's Recovery Program - How to finish things when good enough feels impossible, including shipping anxiety management and the courage to publish imperfect work Chapter 10: The Sustainable Writer's Manifesto - Building a practice that lasts decades, not months, with long-game thinking and evolution protocols Warning: This book will destroy your romantic notions about the writing life. It will replace them with practical systems that produce finished work. If you prefer fantasy to reality, keep waiting for your muse. If you're ready to write regardless of how you feel, this manual will show you exactly how. The choice is yours: Keep waiting for perfect conditions, or build a practice that wo

• Autore: Shit Writers Actually Need
• Anno edizione: 2025
• Editore: Shit Writers Actually Need
• Formato: EPUB2 con DRMFREE
• Lingua: Inglese
• Compatibilità: Tutti i dispositivi (eccetto Kindle)
• Layout: Reflowable
• EAN: 9798232908768