The Celestial Who Accidentally Loved the Wrong Soulmate Book 2 Taming Chaos with Tomato Stakes

di Lyra Hartwell (Autore)

Lyra Hartwell, 2026

Dr. Clara Moss spent years acquiring three doctorates in plant physiology under the firm assumption that the universe was governed by cold, predictable thermodynamics—an empirical belief her accidental husband has spent the last 364 days completely dismantling. Bonding your soul to Lord Vex, an ancient Sovereign of the Unraveling who swallows solar systems for sport, comes with a rather unique set of domestic hazards. Between a drip coffee maker that hums Mozart's Requiem, front-yard snapdragons auditioning for Broadway musicals, and an immortal entity who treats the circular saw like a sacred relic, Clara thought she had finally achieved a hard-won suburban equilibrium. That is, until the Supreme Celestial Tribunal crashes her breakfast nook with a sterile, six-foot-two geometric auditor, a notice of chronic thermodynamic contamination, and a looming deadline for mandatory cosmic divorce. Now saddled with an interdimensional bureaucrat in a frictionless white suit who is personally offended by circular citrus and terrified of earthworms, Clara and Vex are handed an impossible terrestrial ultimatum. To prevent a catastrophic memory wipe that would fling Vex back into the freezing dark and leave Clara alone in a quiet greenhouse, they must rehabilitate the Sunken Park Conservatory—a condemned, six-thousand-square-foot skeletal Victorian ruin—in just fourteen days. The catch is absolute and non-negotiable: zero divine cheats, zero molecular warping, and strict adherence to unforgiving mortal labor. If an iron rib torques, if the subterranean masonry collapses, or if the equinox deadline passes without an occupancy permit, their covenant is severed and both of their existences are reset to baseline. What follows is an unhinged, laugh-out-loud war against the laws of entropy, fought with heavy-duty pipe wrenches, fifty feet of drainage trenching through rock-hard California clay, and an emergency heating system jury-rigged out of irrigation tubing and steaming equestrian manure. Backed by a relentless suburban militia wielding weaponized lemon squares, gold foil stickers, and municipal bylaws, an exhausted botanist and her devoted chaos god are out to prove that mortal time isn't a tragic design flaw—it's the only thing that gives love its weight. Packed with high-stakes banter, absurd DIY renovation battles, and an ancient deity who proudly wears an apron over his void-core, this metaphysical romantic comedy delivers a delightfully chaotic reminder that the greatest miracles in the multiverse are built with duct tape, grit, and honest dirt.

• Autore: Lyra Hartwell
• Anno edizione: 2026
• Editore: Lyra Hartwell
• Formato: EPUB2 con DRMFREE
• Lingua: Inglese
• Compatibilità: Tutti i dispositivi (eccetto Kindle)
• Layout: Reflowable
• EAN: 9798237940244