Steampunks: The Earthquake Machine

di Robert "Bo" Forehand (Autore)

Steampunks Book Works, 2025

Gear Up and Get Punky A humorous, coming-of-age novel on how the best of intentions can sometimes leave the largest of craters. "This book changed my life." —The Paper Formerly Known as Tree Colonel Cantankerous Von Puffingnub the Thirteenth is what Adelaide Wakefield calls her amputated arm nub, but only when it's itchy. Her best friend is the mechanical arm she built for herself, mainly because it tends to flatulate at the fancy dinner parties her parents force her to attend. After all, the loose rubber seal she installed on the exit pipe that makes the exhaust go "phlbbbttthhh" is completely necessary. Or, at least, that's what Adelaide tells all the highfalutin toots that give her the stink eye. When the Wakefields throw an elaborate housewarming party for themselves upon arriving to Parson's City, Adelaide unmasks a sassy thief who steals her most precious possession: an empty jewelry box with legs. Adelaide chases her through the clockwork city and winds up surrounded by the brigand's gang, who are really just a runaway band of orphaned misfits. Dubbed the Punks of the Steam Tunnels, they introduce Adelaide to a life of freedom filled with train surfing, spring-loaded bookstores, mechanical foxes, criminally-colorful gangs, and fried rats on sticks. Determined to make their lives better, Adelaide builds new inventions for them. Some of which even work. Others, not so much. When the up-and-coming engineer creates a new kind of generator, she discovers that it doesn't generate power so much as earthquakes. Whoops. (May contain unnecessary footnotes and stupendous witticisms.) Praise for Steampunks: The Earthquake Machine: "The funniest, most heartwarming book I've ever read." —My Mom, who is highly prone to exaggeration "A book so good, it'll make your brain explode!" —Guy whose brain exploded "Who are you people, and why are you in my house?" —Person interviewed at wrong address "The most wonderful novel I've ever read. " —Terry Pratchett's sister's cousin's brother's former roommate's lady she might have met once at the grocery store This Novel has been rated PG-12 by the Author and his nonsense committee due to: Mild Violence, Semi-Mature Themes, Childish Language, Lack of Propriety, and Excessive Silliness. [Warning: some material may not be suitable for children (or certain breeds of cats).] Recommended for those who enjoyed the following: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams The Discworld series by Terry Pratchett Leviathan by Scott Westerfeld The Last Dragonslayer: The Chronicles of Kazam by Jasper Fforde The Time Machine by H. G. Wells Twenty Thousand Leagues Under The Sea by Jules Verne Any Steampunk subgenre book really Or any book that has wonder, curiosity, fun, wit, nonsense, or more than a bit of silliness

• Autore: Robert "Bo" Forehand
• Editore: Steampunks Book Works
• Formato: EPUB3 con DRMFREE
• Lingua: Inglese
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• Compatibilità: Tutti i dispositivi (eccetto Kindle)
• Layout: Reflowable
• EAN: 9798992881417