A Day in a Life of a Cat - How to Train Your Human in 24 Hours or Less - A Complete Guid for Managing Incompetent Staff

di Lilly Craft (Autore)

Lilly Craft, 2025

Meet Whiskers - Ruler of Household Affairs, Professional Nap Specialist, and Expert in Advanced Tuna Acquisition. In this hilariously sarcastic memoir, he reveals the exhausting truth about living with humans and the sophisticated management techniques required to keep them functioning at barely acceptable levels. From 5:47 AM alarm clock warfare to strategic hairball placement on Persian rugs, Whiskers documents one complete day of professional household management. Watch as he conducts bathroom surveillance operations, provides unsolicited business consultation during Zoom meetings, and delivers profound philosophical insights at 3 AM (because that's when humans are most receptive to cosmic wisdom). Whether he's negotiating for 73% of the bed despite weighing only 12 pounds, conducting quality control inspections of tuna sandwiches, or battling the vacuum cleaner - that mechanical beast of pure evil - Whiskers approaches every challenge with the dignity and superiority that only a cat can provide. This isn't just a day in the life of a cat. This is a masterclass in human training, delivered with razor-sharp wit and feline wisdom. You'll never look at your cat the same way again - because now you'll understand they've been managing you all along. Perfect for cat lovers, humor enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever wondered what their cat is really thinking (spoiler alert: it's mostly judgment and superior strategic planning). Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden understanding of feline behavior, and the uncomfortable realization that your cat has been running your household more efficiently than you ever could.

• Autore: Lilly Craft
• Anno edizione: 2025
• Editore: Lilly Craft
• Formato: EPUB2 con DRMFREE
• Lingua: Inglese
• Compatibilità: Tutti i dispositivi (eccetto Kindle)
• Layout: Reflowable
• EAN: 9798232825270