The Joy of Blanking Christmas

di T.S. Shadows (Autore)

Temporal Shadows LLC, 2024

Christmas—it’s supposed to be magical, right? A time for joy, peace, and decking the halls with boughs of holly. But somewhere along the way, we blanked it all up. The magic has tapped out like a tired wrestler, joy has become just another chore on the holiday to-do list, and 'peace on earth' has been smothered under a landslide of cardboard boxes, burnt cookies, and the soul-crushing chaos we call Christmas cheer. Why did I write this book? Because I needed to say what we’re all secretly thinking: we’ve turned Christmas into a circus of perfectionism, people-pleasing, and pure chaos. Along the way, we lost the magic, the connection, and the unapologetic, unfiltered fun that made it special in the first place. I’m not here to sugarcoat it. Forget your grandma’s feel-good holiday recipe scribbled on a faded yellow notepad. What you’ve got is a sassy, no-holds-barred intervention from your Inner Kid—the version of you who believed in flying reindeer and thought cookies didn’t need a calorie count. This book is for anyone who’s ever: Felt more stressed than joyful during the holidays. Argued over how to hang Christmas lights (yes, it’s a thing). Wondered why sending Christmas cards has turned into a competitive sport. Secretly thought about eating Santa’s cookies themselves. In these pages, we’ll blank the holidays together. We’ll laugh, maybe cry, and absolutely throw shade at all the adulting BS that ruined Christmas. Most importantly, we’ll rediscover the magic we thought we lost—and have a damn good time doing it. Christmas isn’t an audition for ‘Best Holiday Ever.’ It’s not a color-coded calendar, a picture-perfect plan, or a curated social media highlight reel. It’s a feeling—messy, magical, and all kinds of blanking beautiful. Grab your hot cocoa (spiked, obviously), buckle up, and let’s “sleigh” this thing. Welcome to the Naughty List. Let’s get unapologetic, unfiltered, and blanking brilliant.

• Autore: T.S. Shadows
• Durata in (hh:mm:ss): 10:35:56
• Anno edizione: 2024
• Editore: Temporal Shadows LLC
• Lingua: en
• EAN: 1230008613479