We've Got to Get the Cow Off the Eis! A Motivational English Journey with Idioms, Ice, and Elephants

We've Got to Get the Cow Off the Eis! A Motivational English Journey with Idioms, Ice, and Elephants by Malaika Kusumi Learning English isn't only about grammar and vocabulary — it's a journey of courage, curiosity, and rediscovering your own voice. In this warm, humorous, and highly visual guide, language teacher Malaika Kusumi invites readers to melt their fears, break old learning habits, and finally enjoy English again. Using colorful metaphors, playful illustrations, and the unforgettable character of Mr. Pachyderm, this book helps you move past your learning blocks and into joyful, confident communication. From idioms and dialogue to grammar mindsets and cultural nuance, each chapter blends storytelling with practical exercises, self-reflection prompts, and "Where's the Beef?" pages that challenge you to think in new ways. Whether you're a business professional, a lifelong learner, or someone who has said "I can't learn languages," this book will change how you see English — and how you see yourself. Inside you'll discover: Why fear, frustration, and perfectionism block your progress How to rebuild your confidence with small shifts in mindset The magic of idioms — and how they bring language to life Exercises that help you practice naturally, not painfully A playful mix of humor, storytelling, and real-world English Visual moments that spark memory and motivation This is English learning with heart, humor, and a healthy dose of imagination. It's time to get the cow off the ice — and get yourself moving again.