Boring Bedtime Stories for Sleep 2 Books in 1

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Two slow-moving audiobooks in one bundle—because nothing lulls you to sleep quite like queues and drying paint. Explore the soothing worlds of waiting and paint, where mild intrigue meets utter monotony. Perfect for insomniacs, overthinkers, or anyone craving just enough distraction to drift off. In The Tedious Art of Waiting in Line, you’ll explore: The ancient origins of queues, proving humanity has always loved standing around. Queueing theory math—perfect for fans of hypnotic statistics. How technology has made waiting faster but somehow worse. In The Unexpected Drama of Paint Drying, prepare to uncover: The Mona Lisa’s disappearance and its return to just sitting there. Hidden masterpieces and artists who recycled canvases. A forger who fooled the Nazis and made fake art exciting. Presented in a calm, steady tone, Waiting, Watching, and Drying is the perfect remedy for restless nights. These stories will gently guide you into a peaceful slumber—one line and brushstroke at a time. Press play now, and let the slow march of time and drying paint lull you to sleep. *PDF copy included with purchase